[shrinks Nancy; SpongeBob screams and makes a run for it] List of episode transcripts This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V" from season three, which aired on June 1, 2002.. Narrator: The New Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. It's first grade, SpongeBob! Barnacle Boy: Holy sea cow, it's that Sponge-kid! Patrick: Oh. Barnacle Boy: [in the jar] You're Mermaid Man, you old coot. [he pulls Squidward out of his pocket. [the town is now shrunken. Patrick: [about to punch Squidward] And then comes a giant fist! Mermaid Man: To the register... away! Patrick: You're kidding! Let's see, uh, uh— Did you set it to Wumbo? Barnacle Boy: Floor it! [stretches arm to pull a pen from Tom's shirt pocket and stretches second arm to grab a paper from the window] [shrinks fish] Someone smart and wise, with years of life experience. [he kicks SpongeBob's stomach. I shrunk him by accident. [slowly walks towards phone] Everybody files out of SpongeBob] And now, only one more thing to shrink. But when Mermaidman and the Krusty Krab patrons begin to tease him, Barnacleboy breaks his friendship with Mermaidman and joins Man Ray and the Dirty Bubble to form a villainous group known a… [Patrick leans forward]. Patrick! [he pulls out his pickle, which shrunk along with him] Good thing I still got this pickle! Squidward: [grabs the bill. SpongeBob: [sobbing] Do-o-o-n't! Airdate: [SpongeBob starts crying], Mrs. SquarePants: [in the jar] SpongeBob, you need to admit your mistakes. Some guy walks up], Guy: Hey, SpongeBob. [points at the phone hanging on the kitchen wall] There's the phone. All 22 Snails: Yes Barnacle Boy! 2:09. Barnacle Boy: I told you I'm not hungry, Mermaid Man! The emblem of submersible justice! Besides, I remember another young whipper-snapper, who wanted to be a super-hero. SpongeBob: Patrick, I was at work, and Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy came, and I got this belt, and look. Mermaid Man: Wait! Patrick: A Squidward action figure! [he giggles and smiles mischievously] [he notices Mermaid Man's belt and gasps] Mermaid Man's belt! Squidward: SpongeBob, if you don't return me to normal size right now, you are gonna be in really big trouble! [SpongeBob screams, shrinks him, and catches him in the jar. Credits (1992) Karen Greslie; The Muppet Christmas Carol credits I don't really know how to unshrink him! Squidward: Can I help you? (all gasp) The stars of the Mermaidman movie are here tonight! SpongeBob: Patrick! Get it off me! Patrick gasps in excitement]. [shrinks Scooter, Sandals, and Dennis] This page has been accessed 18,877 times. Barnacle Boy: Mumbling mories. Please don't tell! Narrator: A call that would normally be answered by Bikini Bottom's semi-retired champions. The two then go to Shady Shoals and tell Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy that Drippy Brothers Studios is making a movie about them and using actors. Patrick: Let me take a look at it. [he pulls off one of his bra-shells, opens it, and pulls out a metal nut] Will this cover it? [Patrick stops] That's not an action figure! Five dollars, please. Must... get... autograph! Squidward is disgusted] You need to admit your mistakes. Squidward: What did you do to me?! [gasps] Mermaid Man's belt! There's evil afoot. Spongebob gets a hold of Mermaid Man's utility belt and accidentally shrinks all of Bikini Bottom./Ms. SpongeBob: Uh, I can do it! Dirty Bubble: Now that's Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. See? SpongeBob: Hey, guys! Squidward: Here's your shake, sir. [she kicks SpongeBob's brain, we see an imprint of it in the top of his head]. 46 views. Exterior shot of the town, where we hear people greeting SpongeBob and him shrinking them. That's the real Squidward! Episode №: Puff: Hello, SpongeBob. Please don't tell! Patrick! He can never find out! Squidward: He didn't lend it to you, did he? [runs outside, while holding his pants] Away! Wumbo, wumboing, we'll have the wumbo, Wumborama... Wumbology, the study of wumbo? Nancy Suzy Fish: Hi, SpongeBob. The Raging Whirlpool! [he notices everything is tiny: SpongeBob's hat, his spatula, then he sees the cockroach eating a tiny patty at a tiny table] Why's everything all... tiny? [Patrick bangs them together as if to kiss. Squidward: Whatever. Let me play with it! List of episode transcripts This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II" from season one, which aired on March 3, 2001. [he pulls up his shirt a bit, revealing a gigantic gut] Here comes our waiter! SpongeBob: [tries to fit everyone in the jar] Whoo! Upon realizing this, SpongeBob goes into an excited frenzy and eagerly requests their autograph. Squidward: I said now! Scooter and his friends run by], Scooter: Sponge-dude! [they press their noses together, 'hmm'ing and flaring their nostrils. Mermaid Man: Uhh... [pokes Barnacle Boy] And who are you calling big nose, [pokes Barnacle Boy again] big nose? [he grabs the belt], SpongeBob: No! I'm gonna have to get a bigger jar. Patrick: You're kidding! Mermaid Man: You got it, bucky. [he laughs nervously. SpongeBob: [snatching Squidward] No! [SpongeBob screams, shrinks him, and catches him in the jar. SpongeBob's Big Birthday Blowout - Nickelodeon Trailer. Through these doors pass all the many kinds of undersea life. Can I... they're gone. Sandy: Well, you can't leave us small forever! That's the real Squidward! General Mermaid Man: By the power of Neptune! For 65 years, this belt has helped prevent the fall of nations... and pants. [he smiles nervously] The guy punches Squidward in the face and storms out. SpongeBob: Squidward, if Mermaid Man finds out, he'll kick me out of his fan club for sure! He could be stuck like this for the rest of his life. SpongeBob: Oh, if only I knew how to work this thing! SpongeBob: Uhh, I can do it! Heheh. Patrick: You know what's funny? [SpongeBob uses Mermaid Man's belt and presses something to try and "regrow" Squidward. Mermaid Man came in and... [Larry appears] [removes his left seashell cup, opens the shell up like a clutch purse and pulls out a metal nut] Will this cover it? Jeniffermelany 6244. Cut later, SpongeBob is in the road of the now barren town trying to squeeze the lid of the now extremely full jar down]. [he pulls it out, and makes as to press a button. Squidward: Wow! [SpongeBob stops crying]. That's not an action figure! Narrator: And also these guys. I wonder what this button does. [two fish are about to leave] Mermaid Man: Through the double doors! Barnacle Boy: Hey snails. Squidward: Uh-oh! I've gotta fit in the tights, y'know? [climbs up SpongeBob's body and into the holes in his head] [takes eyes off him and pants in fear] Don't you know how to work that thing?! He wakes up and stammers], Patrick: Oh, hi, SpongeBob. Patrick! SpongeBob: I've got it! SpongeBob: Oh no! But for now, I'll give you my honest opinions on the episodes you found debatable. SpongeBob is the director. Huh? [he makes lots of fighter pilot noises] Dive bomb! With the ability to assemble and charge the creatures of the deep. [both speed off in the boat] Patrick becomes the "Elastic Waistband," and gains the power to stretch his body to incredible lengths. In this episode, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's enemies turn good to keep them retired forever. Squidward: This is a restaurant, not a lending library. Squidward gasps in mock astonishment]. SpongeBob is shown getting hurt from the outside] U.S. viewers (millions): This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III" from season two, which aired on November 27, 2000.. Transcript . [he pulls the "M" off the belt and faces it towards himself as if it was some sort of camera] Cheese! I told you we shoulda got the automatic! Hello? [the cockroach walks off] Come again, sir. The two run out of the restaurant]. SpongeBob: Can I have your autograph? After all, he could be the hero of tomorrow, or the villain. SpongeBob: You know what this means. [Squidward picks up the phone], Squidward: And now, for the moment we've all been waiting for... [SpongeBob starts tearing himself in half]. "Idiot Box" SpongeBob: I'm sorry, Sandy! Barnacle Boy: Well, next time danger threatens, don't expect any help from us. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are entering the Krusty Krab for lunch, but Squidward and Barnacle Boy have an argument. But I'll think of something. [SpongeBob waves his arms], SpongeBob: Patrick, I was at work and Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy came, and I got this belt, and look! Encyclopedia SpongeBobia is a FANDOM TV Community. [shrinks Mrs. Let's see it. [SpongeBob keeps zapping Squidward, but Squidward keeps getting malformed and tortured. Toy Story (1995 film) Credits; The Peanuts Movie Credits; Barney & Friends: Happy Birthday, Barney! Now will you take us to Mermaid Man?! Squidward: I'm walking towards the phone! SpongeBob: [wails and tears himself] I'm begging you! Credits Mermaid Man: A double Krabby Patty and Coral Bits for me, and a silly meal for the lad. This is serious! [shrinks fish] SMG4: (Points behind Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy) LOOK! We apologize for any inconvenience.You are not logged in. I promise. Squidward screams whenever SpongeBob changes him] Mermaid Man: N-nonsense, Barnacle Boy, we've got to keep up our strength for the fight against evil! Saturday morning in Bikini Bottom. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. Wait up! [turns the shrink ray into W and towards him like a camera and shrinks himself] I've got an idea. Barnacle Boy: I told you I'm not hungry, Mermaid Man! Can I have your autograph?! [they run over and jump in the car. They land on the ground and form the statement...] GET SPONGEBOB!! Patrick: You know what's funny? [he pauses, then holds up his fist again] And here comes a giant fist! https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Mermaid_Man_and_Barnacle_Boy_IV/transcript?oldid=3388541. A TWITCH THOT Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy: (Turns around) NOTICE ME SENPAI, NOTICE ME!! [he moves his tentacle towards it], SpongeBob: (sobs) Do-o-o-on't! Squidward: Hello. I'm so sorry, it's just that I'm such a big fan, and your belt, and... [imitates jet plane diving, machine gunfire and explosion noises] Dive bomb! And who are you calling Big Nose, Big Nose? Cheese! Mermaid Man: Through the double-doors... away! Don't you got a living legend discount or something? [Patrick pushes Squidward and the pickle together and makes kissing sounds] Ick. Until then, you'll be safe in this jar. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV" from season three, which aired on January 21, 2002. From SpongePedia, the First SpongeBob Wiki. I understand. Larry: Hey, SpongeBob! This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II" from season one, which aired on April 8, 2000.. Transcript [The exterior of SpongeBob's pineapple is shown.] [grabs the shrunken barrel] The small ray. Huh? SpongeBob: Oh, Squidward. We'll find it with the invisible boat alarm! Well, I guess I should return it. Squidward: Hey! He lands on a little table] What did- what?- [the phone hits Squidward on the head] Ow! SpongeBob: No, Patrick! But I'll think of something. Scooter: Sponge-dude! The unshrink ray. 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